Nice lawn, person actually works on things.

 This lawn is a piece of shit.

 Just because its across the side walk, doesn't mean you don't have to care for it, you lazy under-achievers.

 This yard is pretty bad.

 That cat probably escaped a hoarding situation, but now it will die lost in the jungle of weeds..

 This is a guy paid to do this work, but still, at least the yard is cared for.

This is a beautiful lawn, kudos.