Listening to tunes...

You ever just sitting there, listening to some music and the music directs your thoughts in weird directions?
For example I'm listening to 'My Dick'  and while the completely normal urge to go around smacking bitches in the lips with my cock is there,  I've also got the strange urge to go road tripping...Not sure what that means, I don't get laid at hotels on trips, I go drunk swimming, and offend the other guests.  On another note, I still have makeup left on my face from last night.  I let a girl put it on me, now I'm at school with mascara and eyeliner, this shit wont come off.  Oh well. Talk to you people later, gonna go do my nails.

When life gives you lemons, blame the government.

The toll-booth, a slap in the face of the american tax payer.  First, you tax us and use that money to build a bridge, then you set up toll-booths to charge us to use the very bridge we payed for in the first place.  You then try to justify this by saying that the toll-booth money is going towards better roads, and yet, our roads remain shitty as hell.  Where is the money going then?  It is going towards paying for a private jet, and to support the sickly extravagant lifestyles of the very swine who claim to care about 'The People'.  Lies!  All lies spewing from the lips of the pig-headed hypocrites who rule over this so-called 'Land of the Free'.  Sure, this country is free, if you can afford it.  I'd be happy to pay taxes if I saw some improvement.  A country built on lies and corporate slavery.  This is the only country where the lazy get payed, and the hardworking single parent families get jack-shit for support.  All I have to do is have no job, thus a very low income, and the country gives me cash.  There is something very wrong with that.  This ain't the land of the free, it's the land of the free-loaders.  Many laws are made just so the lazy bastards in this country can be happy.  They have made it nearly impossible to fire people without getting sued, so that lazy co-worker that does a tenth of the work you do, and makes 2 bucks more than you an hour, don't expect them to go anywhere anytime soon.  Sadly, this country has been reduced to a land where what once was settled on the streets, is now settled in the court where the one with the most cash, not the one who's actually innocent, wins.  Now, you can barely do anything, without the threat of a lawsuit.  Remember that bit in the constitution about freedom of speech?  Yeah, you might as well forget about that, it doesn't really seem to mean shit anymore.  Are you really free if it costs you just to speak your mind?

This Excerpt Was Written By Ben NOT Carter 

nintendo 3ds

So, I have recently heard about this new system called the Nintendo 3ds. So at first im like "sweet, I heard the graphics on this thing actually show up in 3d if you change the setting." Intell i watched some reviews on YouTube. the truth is, This system can not even pull off 3 hours of battery life. It can go for 2 hours without blowing up in your face ( thats a win for your road trip ) And the "3ds" in Nintendo 3ds brings shame to it, Once you turn this setting on, it makes you feel like your playing a video game high while sitting on lithium on crack. This thing also cost $250...So $10 for the shitty 3d, $50 for the box, and $190 for the service. So if you are going to spend 3 years developing a new system, Try to take some time to make it quality instead of cheating 10 year olds out of $250 which could instead go to buying candy for them, so there teeth rot out then they have to invest in a dentist, and "how to parent" books.

 Nice lawn, person actually works on things.

 This lawn is a piece of shit.

 Just because its across the side walk, doesn't mean you don't have to care for it, you lazy under-achievers.

 This yard is pretty bad.

 That cat probably escaped a hoarding situation, but now it will die lost in the jungle of weeds..

 This is a guy paid to do this work, but still, at least the yard is cared for.

This is a beautiful lawn, kudos.

Fuck The Police!!

This is Raisins, a blog about this shriveled world and the things that inhabit it.  Now, you may be offended by the contents of this blog, but remember, this blog is just as offended by you, as you are of it.  This blog was created for the sole purpose of informing you of the dire state of things.  This blog holds both questions and answers, it's up to you to decide whether or not to use them.  We, the authors(Ben,Carter,and Ishmael), wish for you, the readers, to understand the facts, see past the lies, and define the vague.  Look not on this blog as you would look upon a bible, look deeper, this blog will not save your souls, but it can save your life.  We shall show you truth, but it's up to you to open your eyes.  Raisins contains no conspiracy theory's, that is pointless.  Raisins may make you uncomfortable at times, but only temporarily, that uneasy feeling is you opening your eyes to truth, true justice, and the true state of things.  So, now you must decide whether or not to read on, the choice is yours.

This Excerpt Was Written By Ben NOT Carter 

When Dealing With The Police.

If you're a regular reader of this blog this piece of info mite just come in handy. Read, Digest, Enjoy!
PS. I did not right the information show in the picture.

Carters Weekly Paradox.

What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose will grow?

Think about it.

Lawns

I'm so god damn sick and tired of people and their shitty assed lawns, I should not walk by a house and hear Tucan Sam making a ruckus in your jungle of grass and weeds, you lazy fucks.  You should truly be ashamed if your yard is made up mostly of dandelions and unknown plants.  I've noticed an alarming increase in the decrease of lawn care.  So here is a little homework, GOOGLE 'LAWN CARE' you nappy ass motherfucker!!

Bens update

The crisper sleeve on my hotpocket broke, maybe they should have some quality bonding solution on those things, I mean really, wtf.

Carter's Update

I am fuckin' Drunk Right Now! ben is buzzin a lil' bit.

Start it off with getting to know Ben a bit, a quiz if you will.

I have always wanted to visit Japan, here are some reasons why:

1.  With the high prices of fruit, I would smuggle some in, and sell my $100 black market melons.

2.I want to watch the TV there, because they have some really weird commercials.

3.I think Japan is a very beautiful country.

4.I want to hug one of the ‘Sierra Mist’ snow monkeys that live in their mountains.

5.Despite how girly this may sound, SHOPPING!  Those guys have some cool stuff.

6.I want to get one of those nice back massages where they step on you.

7.I want to stay in one of their pod hotels.

8.Start a giant mosh pit during human rush-hour.

9.Eat the country out of noodles.

10.Pretend to be a samurai, and walk around Tokyo.

11.Meditate under cherry trees while they snow their petals down around me.

12.Drink some yummy tea.

13.Eat at a nice sushi bar.

14.Beat that Japanese eating champion.

15.be entertained by some Geishas, then dress up like one, and disturb the audience.

16.Wear a comfy Kimono.

17.Meet a real ninja.

18.Become a ninja.

19.Get on a Japanese game show.

20.Meet the creator of Naruto.

21.Buy one of those personal helicopters I read about.

22.Buy a robot.

23.Promote and sell the book my friend and I are currently writing, titled: Raisins.

24.asian hookers

25.fish with a old fishing guru :)

26.sumo wrestle

27.film a "video"

28.build a awesome asian style house

29.make shoes

30.open up my own ramen shop